The Metanomicon

Food, Art, and Miscellaneous Whimsy

White Russian

White Russian

A delicious rich, creamy, sweet drink. Perfect for kicking back and watching The Big Lebowski. Please enjoy alcoholic beverages responsibly.

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Bloody Mary Mix

bloodymary

Homemade Bloody Mary mix to rival any bartender’s concoction– and the best part is you can season and customize it to your personal liking! Never buy a pre-made cocktail mix when you can make your own. Please enjoy alcoholic beverages responsibly.

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Chocolate Bark

Chocolate Bark

Bittersweet and White Chocolate swirled together. A great gifting idea for the holidays or a super simple dessert to whip up for company.

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Multiple Sclerosis Awareness

Support a cure for multiple sclerosis

Multiple sclerosis is a degenerative autoimmune disease of the central nervous system (the brain and spinal cord). Also known as demyelinating disease, it is thought that the immune system mistakenly attacks and destroys the myelin sheath that coats and protects nerves, resulting in damage.

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How to Heal a Tattoo

Tattoo by Nick Baxter

Talk to almost anyone with tattoos and they all have different methods for healing that they consider The Right Way™ to do it. This is my personal The Right Way™: it has been thoroughly tested by years of experience, sensitive skin, allergies, and varying circumstances (such as traveling, adverse timing, etc).

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Tomato Sauce with Meatballs (Meatball Subs)

This delicious, home-cooked tomato sauce with meatballs can be eaten alone (meatballs), over pasta, or on hoagies for meatball subs. It is savory and a little sweet, and especially nice on a cool fall or winter day.

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Chicken Pot Pie

Chicken Pot Pie

Chicken pot pie was one of those foods that, as a child, I found fun but not particularly delicious. I liked the little individual frozen pot pies that my parents bought in a store and then heated up in the oven. However, it wasn’t until I became an adult that I began to cook pot pies from scratch and really appreciate what a hearty, comfort-food meal they can make.

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Savory Couscous

A tasty couscous preparation to go with almost any main meal. Matches particularly well with poultry. This was the result of experimentation, and the amounts may not be precise; play around with the recipe and tweak it to your personal tastes!

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